{"product_id":"no-fucks-go-fish-sticker-funny-sassy-60020","title":"No Fucks Go Fish Sticker - Funny Sassy Quote Decal - Sarcastic Gift for Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe’ve all been there—someone comes to you with drama, a bad take, or a request for your emotional labor, and you realize your \"fucks\" jar is completely empty. This sticker is the ultimate polite-but-firm way to say: \"Not today.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for unique, high-quality handmade stickers? Our vinyl stickers are water-resistant, scratch-resistant, and long-lasting, making them perfect for decorating laptops, journals, water bottles, planners, scrapbooks, and more. Featuring vibrant colors and a strong adhesive, these aesthetic stickers are designed to stand out. Whether you're adding personality to your everyday items or searching for fun gift ideas, our stickers are a creative way to express yourself. Perfect for sticker collectors, gift-givers, and anyone who loves bold, eye-catching designs!\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ STICKER QUALITY\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Made with durable vinyl and a protective laminate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u2028* Water, scratch and UV-resistant\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Indoor and outdoor use\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ WHERE TO USE\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Stickers adhere best to smooth surfaces like laptops, journals, and water bottles\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* May not stick well to textured or powder-coated surfaces\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ STICKER CARE AND APPLICATION\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Hand wash only for a long sticker life; not dishwasher safe; do not submerge\u003cbr\u003e\n\u2028* Clean the surface and let dry thoroughly before applying\u2028* Allow at least 24 hours for full adhesion before washing the surface\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ PROCESSING AND SHIPPING\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Orders ship within 3-5 business days.\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* USPS frequently experiences delays; please allow extra time for delivery. \u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Upgraded shipping is available at checkout\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ TRACKING\u003cbr\u003e\n\u2028* Standard tracking are letter labels provided by Pitney Bowes. Tracking may not be reliable. \u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Upgraded shipping options with an official USPS number is available at check-out.\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Tracking for standard shipping may be found here on Etsy or here: https:\/\/parcelsapp.com\/en\/carriers\/pitney-bowes\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ QUESTIONS?\u003cbr\u003e\n* \u2028Feel free to contact us anytime!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roseish Designs","offers":[{"title":"S - 2x1.7”","offer_id":47268032577789,"sku":"00958 2.5x2.2","price":2.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M - 2.5x2.2”","offer_id":47268032610557,"sku":"00958 2.5x2.2","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L - 3x2.6”","offer_id":47268032643325,"sku":"00958 2.5x2.2","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/6094\/5149\/files\/il_fullxfull.7743743571_o92y.jpg?v=1772733319","url":"https:\/\/www.roseishdesigns.com\/products\/no-fucks-go-fish-sticker-funny-sassy-60020","provider":"Roseish Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}