{"product_id":"sarcastic-vinyl-water-bottle-sticker-23968","title":"Sarcastic Vinyl Water Bottle Sticker, Gift for Mom, Funny Office Sticker, Snarky Laptop Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe’ve all been there—holding it in for the sake of peace (or keeping our jobs). This sticker is for the silent heroes of self-restraint. Whether it’s a family dinner or a video call that could have been an email, you deserve a trophy. This sticker is the next best thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for unique, high-quality handmade stickers? Our vinyl stickers are water-resistant, scratch-resistant, and long-lasting, making them perfect for decorating laptops, journals, water bottles, planners, scrapbooks, and more. Featuring vibrant colors and a strong adhesive, these aesthetic stickers are designed to stand out. Whether you're adding personality to your everyday items or searching for fun gift ideas, our stickers are a creative way to express yourself. Perfect for sticker collectors, gift-givers, and anyone who loves bold, eye-catching designs!\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ STICKER QUALITY\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Made with durable vinyl and a protective laminate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u2028* Water, scratch and UV-resistant\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Indoor and outdoor use\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ WHERE TO USE\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Stickers adhere best to smooth surfaces like laptops, journals, and water bottles\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* May not stick well to textured or powder-coated surfaces\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ STICKER CARE AND APPLICATION\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Hand wash only for a long sticker life; not dishwasher safe; do not submerge\u003cbr\u003e\n\u2028* Clean the surface and let dry thoroughly before applying\u2028* Allow at least 24 hours for full adhesion before washing the surface\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ PROCESSING AND SHIPPING\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Orders ship within 3-5 business days.\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* USPS frequently experiences delays; please allow extra time for delivery. \u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Upgraded shipping is available at checkout\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ TRACKING\u003cbr\u003e\n\u2028* Standard tracking are letter labels provided by Pitney Bowes. Tracking may not be reliable. \u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Upgraded shipping options with an official USPS number is available at check-out.\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n* Tracking for standard shipping may be found here on Etsy or here: https:\/\/parcelsapp.com\/en\/carriers\/pitney-bowes\u2028\u2028\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➖ QUESTIONS?\u003cbr\u003e\n* \u2028Feel free to contact us anytime!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roseish Designs","offers":[{"title":"S - 2.5x1.6”","offer_id":47268031037693,"sku":"00959 3x1.9","price":2.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M - 3x1.9”","offer_id":47268031070461,"sku":"00959 3x1.9","price":2.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L - 3.5x2.2”","offer_id":47268031103229,"sku":"00959 3x1.9","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/6094\/5149\/files\/il_fullxfull.7762405926_smf0.jpg?v=1772733247","url":"https:\/\/www.roseishdesigns.com\/products\/sarcastic-vinyl-water-bottle-sticker-23968","provider":"Roseish Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}