Dead Inside But Hydrated Sticker, Dark Humor Mental Health Quote, Funny Water Bottle Sticker, Sarcastic Gift

It's all about balance! This Dead Inside But Hydrated vinyl sticker is the perfect piece of dark humor for anyone surviving on caffeine and water. A highly relatable mental health quote decal ideal for motivating you to drink water (and maybe accept your existential dread). Great sarcastic gift for your best friend, coworker, or therapy buddy!

Looking for unique, high-quality handmade stickers? Our vinyl stickers are water-resistant, scratch-resistant, and long-lasting, making them perfect for decorating laptops, journals, water bottles, planners, scrapbooks, and more. Featuring vibrant colors and a strong adhesive, these aesthetic stickers are designed to stand out. Whether you're adding personality to your everyday items or searching for fun gift ideas, our stickers are a creative way to express yourself. Perfect for sticker collectors, gift-givers, and anyone who loves bold, eye-catching designs!



➖ STICKER QUALITY

* Made with durable vinyl and a protective laminate

* Water, scratch and UV-resistant

* Indoor and outdoor use



➖ WHERE TO USE

* Stickers adhere best to smooth surfaces like laptops, journals, and water bottles

* May not stick well to textured or powder-coated surfaces



➖ STICKER CARE AND APPLICATION

* Hand wash only for a long sticker life; not dishwasher safe; do not submerge

* Clean the surface and let dry thoroughly before applying
* Allow at least 24 hours for full adhesion before washing the surface



➖ PROCESSING AND SHIPPING

* Orders ship within 3-5 business days.

* USPS frequently experiences delays; please allow extra time for delivery. 

* Upgraded shipping is available at checkout



➖ TRACKING

* Standard tracking are letter labels provided by Pitney Bowes. Tracking may not be reliable. 

* Upgraded shipping options with an official USPS number is available at check-out.

* Tracking for standard shipping may be found here on Etsy or here: https://parcelsapp.com/en/carriers/pitney-bowes



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